boys-and-suicide:

OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT OKAY!!! 
Please understand how hard it is for us teens to go through stuff like this.

REBLOG THIS!

Trigger Warning 

(via lostintheconversation)

Reblog if you’ll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.

(via perrrri)

thefuuuucomics:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

(via captainassjack)

mistress-laufeyson:

ramon-salamander:

witchlingfumbles:

GUISE

GUISE

IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH

EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

GUISE

TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

PASS IT ON

I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME

KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE

I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER

oh i thought this would be useful for when your parents walk by but ok

(via beautybrainsandbullshit)

spikespiegell:

*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings

(via captainassjack)

Conversation I overheard at work

  • Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
  • Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?
deividbowie:

momentary-lapse-of-roger:

Is it bad that we all know exactly what song they’re talking about…?

our overlords

deividbowie:

momentary-lapse-of-roger:

Is it bad that we all know exactly what song they’re talking about…?

our overlords

(via indifferenttothevoid)

When I was 12 boys slid their hand up my thigh and slapped my butt. I smiled and took it because I didn’t know it was okay to say stop. I didn’t know that I could say no. So, when the principal calls telling me my daughter is suspended for punching a boy who wouldn’t stop touching her, I will cook her favorite meals. When she tells me how she cursed at the boy who wouldn’t move his hands off her knee even though she asked him to, I will smile and pull out her favorite movie to watch together. I will celebrate the fact that she accepts her body as her own and knows she has the right to say no. I never want my daughter to think her body belongs to men, because it is her own and my god should she be proud. I will teach her it’s more than okay to say stop, something I wish I had known when I was that age. — don’t be soft, let the world know you exist // 5-26-14 // 9:01AM (via restrictedthoughts)

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sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

(via martin-j-christopher-freeman)

crossedstirrups:

houseofhanover:

funnyorwtf:

Saw this on a door at work.

# the lights are agog # the ceiling’s aghast # is the desk drawer in love at last?

need to reblog this again for those tags